"Men are always willing to believe two things about a woman: one, that she is weak, and two, that she finds him attractive."
Im so fat fuck my life
I had carls jr yesterday and a bag of chips and I had in n out and a shake right now
This is the NUMBER ONE reason I should stop smoking every fucking day because I have no self control or self awareness when I’m faded and I’m going to get so fucking fat FML
The awkward “I don’t want to annoy you but I really like talking to you” stage.
Why you don’t give me every second of your attention everyday is beyond me
There’s a quality about myself that I like when I’m under the influence that I can’t find in me when I’m sober.